Reasons Not to Buy a Rolex

I'd love to write an introduction today, but I got my hand chopped off in a paper cutter. My helper monkey is typing this for me. But i will have to be frank because my helper monkey quickly gets preocupied with other things. I WANT A BANANA! I WANT A BANANA! GIVE ME A BANANA!!!

1. Come on, you like being mugged?

2. There are so many dials, how are you supposed to know which one tells the time?

3. There are so many gems, the sun reflection could blind you.

4. They are so heavy you can barely lift your arm up.

5. They make your wrist look very fat.

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