Exploding Lawn Gnome
We at the Wonton Way hate whimsy in all its myriad forms. Thus it saddened us greatly when, in the halls of our own hardware store, we saw a set of lawn gnomes on sale for $8. Leaping into action, we purchased the set and raced home to the shop. Wasting not a second, we paired one of the ceramic monstrosities with $9 worth of bottle rockets, firecrackers, and other miscellaneous explosives. Then it was just a matter of lighting the fuse and running like the wind. In a puff of smoke and a shower of shrapnel, the gnome was eliminated, and the whimsy safely neutralized. Now, for you viewing pleasure, the Exploding Lawn Gnome:
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