Recently, we at the Wonton Way made a major discovery. In our minds, this discovery rivaled those of penicillin, the light bulb, the motor car, AND the TV remote control. We discovered that one of our associates, using nothing but his own vocal cords and esophagus, can make the sound of a duck being pulverized by a blender. Naturally we felt this noise should be made available for all to hear. So, we present to you today Wonton Way's Duck in a Blender.