| When your teacher says: | They really mean: |
| We may have a test on this material... | You will definitely have a test, it will probably be hard, and it will most probably be tomorrow |
| I'm going to count to 3, and if you're not in your seat by 3, you're in big trouble! |
The teacher doesn't know what to do to you if they do indeed get to 3, so they hope you just do what they say and sit down. |
| Today we will be expanding your skills by "peer editing" | I really don't feel like reading 100 of your reports, so I'll just make you do it for me |