Have you ever taken one of those tests that is supposed to tell you what you'll be when you grow up? Almost
anyone who has gone to school has taken one, due to the fact that the utter pointlessness of these tests
coincides with the utter pointless of school. You are asked several random questions, and then they tell
you on of the most important things about your life; you career. They are always wrong, and the careers are
always cushy. Well we at the Wonton Way got tired of these terribly flawed tests, so we created our own more
accurate version. We give you the Wonton Way Negative Career Aptitude Test: