The Wonton Way Negative Career Aptitude Test

Have you ever taken one of those tests that is supposed to tell you what you'll be when you grow up? Almost anyone who has gone to school has taken one, due to the fact that the utter pointlessness of these tests coincides with the utter pointless of school. You are asked several random questions, and then they tell you on of the most important things about your life; you career. They are always wrong, and the careers are always cushy. Well we at the Wonton Way got tired of these terribly flawed tests, so we created our own more accurate version. We give you the Wonton Way Negative Career Aptitude Test: