We at the Wonton Way are very trendy people. Thus, we noticed immediately when everyone began to carry around water bottles constructed from the sort of plastic formerly reserved for riot shields. Costing up to $15, these bottles, the ubiquitous Nalgenes, are so pointlessly thick that under normal conditions they appear impervious to damage, which lead some companies to actually advertise the bottles as "Unbreakable Nalgenes." As you know, we at the Wonton Way are not too fond of absolutes like "unbreakable", nor do we have much respect for normal conditions. Incensed by the obviously false advertising, we at the Wonton Way felt it was our civic duty to crush the myth of the indestructible Nalgene bottle once and for all. Here's the video for your viewing pleasure.
The "Indestructible" Nalgene
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