The Wonton Way FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions


Question 1: Are you as stupid as I think you are?

No. Actually we're stupider. If you think the stuff on this site is stupid, you should listen to us when we don't have hours to think up what we're gonna say.


Question 2: Is your name Bob?

NO!! For the last time, we are not a person! We are a heartless corporation! Jeez.


Question 3: Will you do my homework?

Only if you offer competative pricing.


Question 4: How many heads does the headless horseman have?

3


Question 5: When is your chicken contest going to end?

Hold your horses buddy!


Question 6: What if I don't have any?

GET SOME!


This page will be updated as soon as you people think of more questions to plague us with.

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