Contact The Morons Who Created This Site

Now that you have looked at our site, been bored out of your mind, and are about to leave, please tell us about your visit. You can also contact us with any complaints, suggestions, or threats. However we ask that you conform with our "No Anthrax" policy. Anyway, here is the contact info for the two programmers:

Contacts for the prolific programmer that created most of this site

Email:Contact Me by Email

Contact 24 hours a day, seven days a week, on my watch (you can only send 100 chracters)(If you page me at 4 in the morning, I will be very mad):
Click here to email on the Watch
Page me by calling 1-888-594-8099

Contacts for the new programmer who contributed a few things to this site

Contact Him

Take me back to the homepage, take me out to the crowds, buy me some peanuts and cracker jack, I don't care if I ever get back cause it's root root root for the homepage, if they don't win its a shame, cause it's one two three strikes you're out at the old ball game DO DO DO DO CHARGE