The Wonton Way Guide to Computer Repair

Welcome to the exciting world of computer repair; the Wonton Way. This 8 step program will help you get started.

• Step One: Kick Computer
  
• Step Two: Kick computer a bit harder
  
• Step Three: Get Frustrated
  
• Step Four: Go to hardware store
  
• Step Five: Purchase sledge hammer
  
• Step Six: Hit computer with hammer
  
• Step Seven: Throw remains of computer out nearest window
  
• Step Eight: Buy new computer
  
  

See, good as new!

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